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Thursday, June 13, 2013
Talking about: Great finds
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Hey, Yikes. You around?
I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?
Oh yeah? What are you looking for?
So some new pals to hang out with?
Household. . . ? And where have you been looking exactly?
You're talking about garage sales.
How did that go? Find anything good?
Oh, I'm around.
I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?
Searching. . . searching. . .
Oh yeah? What are you looking for?
For the tormented, crazed, misbegotten and forgotten sons and daughters of the most demented creatures to ever walk this earth!
So some new pals to hang out with?
Exactly. I thought I might pick up some cheap household items, too.
Household. . . ? And where have you been looking exactly?
The most forbidden of pits. The places where only the forgotten damned can be found. Where creeping, broken-down, black hearted cast-aways are left to writhe in the darkness. . .
You're talking about garage sales.
I'm talking about garage sales.
How did that go? Find anything good?
Yeah! And I only had to spend about 10 bucks. Have a video!
Labels:
demons,
garage sales,
ghosts,
great picks,
Halloween,
Horror,
lucky finds,
murder,
scary,
yard sales,
Yikes
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Talking About: Motor City Nightmares: 2013!
Alright! This is important information for anyone in the Detroit area, or anyone willing to travel for something awesome. Coming up in just a couple of weeks
It's already in the title. They've already seen it if they're reading this post.
OKAY. Coming up this April 26th running through the 28th is:
Wow, you are really excited.
I still can't believe they got Michael Rooker from the Walking Dead. You left out quite a few people, though(not to mention their real names). Heather Langenkamp and Amanda Wyss from the original Nightmare on Elm Street will be there Friday and Saturday. Dee Wallace and PJ Soles are back, and a hell of a lot of others. And just for the record, none of those people are your pals, Yikes. I'm not sure you know the definition of the word pals.
That's two rooms worth of film festival.
Why did you have to say it like that? Anyone who wants more information, head over to motorcitynightmares.com It's taking place at the Sheraton in Novi, Michigan. I think it's safe to say Yikes and I will be taking a look around.
Don't tell them what. Tell them when. Just say the date. I want to tell them.
It's already in the title. They've already seen it if they're reading this post.
OKAY. Coming up this April 26th running through the 28th is:
Post the picture!
MOTOR CITY NIGHTMARES YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
Wow, you are really excited.
No kidding! All my pals are going to be there. Jason, Pluto, Pinhead, Captain Spaulding, Merle.
I still can't believe they got Michael Rooker from the Walking Dead. You left out quite a few people, though(not to mention their real names). Heather Langenkamp and Amanda Wyss from the original Nightmare on Elm Street will be there Friday and Saturday. Dee Wallace and PJ Soles are back, and a hell of a lot of others. And just for the record, none of those people are your pals, Yikes. I'm not sure you know the definition of the word pals.
Obviously you have never seen the end of Young Guns. There's also going to be live music and a film festival.
That's two rooms worth of film festival.
You suck at giving out information. Tell them the website.
Why did you have to say it like that? Anyone who wants more information, head over to motorcitynightmares.com It's taking place at the Sheraton in Novi, Michigan. I think it's safe to say Yikes and I will be taking a look around.
Labels:
convention,
film festival,
friday the 13th,
Halloween,
Horror,
Kane Hodder,
live music,
Michael Berryman,
Motor City Nightmares,
Motor City Nightmares 2013,
Nightmare on Elm St.,
PJ Soles
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Talking about: The new Evil Dead and franchises
Seeing the new Evil Dead recently got
me thinking about its place in the overall Evil Dead franchise. I
have had several discussions with people about the movie. Some felt
it was an entirely unnecessary retread, like most remakes, while
others felt that it brought something wholly new to the series,
revitalizing a franchise that has been languishing in stasis since
the 90s.
Sure, there have been a few comic
series, along with some movies that were in part spiritual
successors, such as Drag me to Hell and My Name is Bruce. However,
until now, the possibility of getting a brand new Evil Dead film
seemed remote at best. Now that the film has been released, and
proved itself a success by scoring number 1 at the box office, there
are talks about a sequel to it, a possible sequel to Army of
Darkness, and even a crossover between the two in the future.
It's hard to say how many, if any, of
these movies will ever actually make it to a theater, much less film,
but it's hard to deny that the remake has brought the series back to
life. I may sound cynical about the ultimate reality of these films, but at this point you could pitch the idea of Evil Dead 0: The Rise of Henrietta, and I would be pretty excited.
All of this got me thinking,
wondering, what is it about franchises that draws me in?
I can remember a while back when The
Blair Witch Project was the hot new thing. They had announced there
would be a sequel. I immediately wrote the idea off as a worthless
cash-in to a movie that had no need of a followup. Not long after, I
heard rumors that a 7-picture deal had been signed. Whether that was
anything more than rumors, I'll never know. In doing
research now, I can find no evidence of the deal ever existing.
Regardless, it would have been unlikely to
move forward after the dismal failure of Blair Witch 2: Book of Waste
of Everybody's Goddamn Time.
But! Between first hearing the
announcement of a sequel and the later tedium of actually watching
said sequel, something had happened. After I had heard this rumor of
an entire slew of Blair Witches, my attitude quickly shift from
“Worthless cash-in sequel” to “A whole series, eh?” and my
interest had been raised. Not just interest, but actual excitement.
So what the hell happened? Why did I
perceive one sequel as cash-in but 6 or more as exciting? To the
producers,every movie is money at the end of the day, so what's the
difference?
The difference, I think, is mythology.
As more movies are put out, a world is created, whether it wants to
be or not. For every new movie produced, as print is put to script,
new ideas have to be formed. As the new ideas are added up, an
alternate reality begins to form. Like the Greeks telling stories
about the stars, the mountains and the underworld, an impossible and
fantastical realm begins to form in our imaginations.
And honestly, the more hackneyed the
idea, the more gigantic the plot hole, the more interesting I feel
the mythology gets. When you have a series of 6, 7
or more movies all written by different people, different crews with
different plans and different ideas on where the series will go in
the future, you wind up with a continuity with more confusion than a
mental ward. That's when the viewer's imagination begins to stretch.
I'm not kidding, go to a message board
sometime. The mental acrobatics people will go through to connect
plot point C to plot hole F would impress the performers in Cirque du
Soleil. This is done on a person by person basis. Fractures of
opinion form, and soon a franchise will have as many interpretations of its mythology as it does fans. Take the James Bond films, for
example. People have theories trying to fit all of the films into
one consistent time line, going so far as to explain different actors
playing the same characters.
So, I suppose I have the answer to my
own question. I like franchises, at least in part, because I enjoy
the world building. I like mythology. A movie's purpose is to tell
a story, and that story's purpose is to take us on a journey. In one
Friday the 13th, you have the story of a woman driven mad
by the death of her son. Over the course of 11 Friday the 13ths, you
have the story of an unkillable man, returned from the grave, given
unearthly power by the Necronomicon (Oh boy it connects to the Evil
Dead series, even more world building!), eventually being sent to hell
and ultimately into outer space.
How the hell do you go from a simple angry mother to shooting axe murderers into space? For
better or worse, it takes a franchise to travel that kind of
distance.
Labels:
13,
2013,
Ash,
Blair Witch Project,
Evil Dead,
friday the 13th,
Henrietta,
Horror Franchies,
Pamela Voorhees,
prequels,
sequels
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Threads of Fear: The Vampire
Threads of Fear! The first real update.
Exciting.
Bitey. Isn't that still kind of a broad topic though?
Just thinking of some of the most popular vampire movies from, say, the last few decades, you have Dracula, 30 days of night, Interview with the Vampire and even TV shows like True Blood and The Vampire Diaries.
There's that other series, too. The one about, I don't know, sunset or something? With the glitter?
I. . . don't remember anything about glitter?
That last one came out not too long ago. Breaking. . . something. I can't remember the title.
Breaking Bad? Great show, but this is strictly a horror blog. You've really got us off track, Yikes.
Nevermind.
How specific?
We talked about him before.
It does what now?
. . . Alright.
In a way, he's a great example of the vampire being more than a one-dimensional creature of the night. It's not a zombie. It's not just some creature crawling out of the mud to kill the living. There's intelligence there, a real cunning. Yet, he's still really just a killer. He has brides, sure, but they're subjects of his, not a great lost love. You can contrast that with Gary Oldman's performance in Bram Stoker's Dracula, where he is seeking not just blood, but his lost love. Regardless of whether or not you enjoy that direction, there's an evolution there.
All of those films, of course, may never have existed if not for the originals: The Universal classics. A number of different actors portrayed the vampire in those films, from Lon Chaney Jr., through John Carradine and of course back to the original, Bela Legosi.
So you take all these modern Draculas running all over the screen, and you trace them back to Legosi.
Right, so the first actor to play Dracula didn't play Dracula at all. He played some other vampire named Sherlock?
But his name is Morlock?
Olrox?
You know what, let's just call it Dracula.
The point is, if you're looking for the root of the vampire in film, it has to be here. And here, we do have something closer to a creature climbing out of the mud. Count Orlok is a frightful creature, hairless and ratlike with prominent fangs. The groundwork is laid for the romance as well-- he is distracted, enthralled with the beauty of a woman, and that is his weakness. Yet, there is never any doubt that the Nosferatu is a creature of nightmares.
The nightmares are what we're looking for.
It's kinda like our journey left the pavement and went to a gravel road.
Orlock!
Labels:
13,
2013,
Bram Stoker,
Count Dracula,
Count Orlok,
Dracula,
history,
Horror,
Horror story,
Nosferatu,
Origins of horror,
vampire,
Zombies
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Introducing Threads of Fear
Something happens to our fear as we age. The acute terror of the monster in the dark becomes the dull, cold dread of reality. The heart-pounding terror of a demonic presence felt in your room fades with time, traded for late-night anxieties about job stability, bank overdrafts and the body's slow decay into old age.
So you're saying being old isn't cool? You're actually going to hate on senior citizens right now?
Our childhood fears of the supernatural never become real, so at some point we begin to fear reality. Somewhere along the line, I think we begin to miss that sharp fear, that simple black and white “Is it going to get me?” feeling. If you ask around, it seems that most people would actually prefer a zombie attack to cancer. Even something survivable, like knee cancer.
Nobody wants knee cancer.
So, often we turn to movies, books, games, looking for that old scare. We want to find that hovering demonic presence, the witch outside our window, the ghost in the hallway. Sometimes we even get lucky (and then maybe we regret it, laying in bed at night, afraid of what might come crawling out of the TV). In a horror story, we might find that thread that reaches the scared child inside of us.
What thread is that?
I think at the core of these things scary, there's a thread of our primal fears. If you could take fears like aging, loss of money, the car breaking down, and you distilled those fears down, I believe you would have to come back to the original fears. Fear of death, of being hunted, of the unknown.
That's logical, but where are you going with this?
Well, I was thinking about horror and about the evolving art form it is. There's a common thread that runs through every sub-genre of horror. Take something like Frankenstein. You can follow it from the 1931 film all the way through something like Re-Animator. Along the way, you'll find it winding its way through the works of Lovecraft and going on to inspire someone like Rob Zombie.
Before the movie is the novel, though.
Of course, and coming before that are the things that inspired Mary Shelley to write that tale on a stormy night in the early 1800s: Her own nightmares, scientific discoveries of the time and a collection of Germanic ghost stories.
The horror genre is like a bundle of roots buried in the past, which have spread out into thousand different branches, all twisting in different ways but can be traced back to similar origins.
You want to climb down the tree, I suppose. That could take lifetimes. For you, at least.
Well, I'm going to take it one at a time. We're going to start next time with an easy one that everyone can follow.
Next time? So I can get out of here now?
You can, but don't be late for next time when we present:
Threads of Fear: The Vampire!
Labels:
Dracula,
Frankenstein,
history,
Horror,
Mary Shelley,
Origins of horror,
Threads of Fear,
vampire,
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